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From Holy Moly's Cunts Corner
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Morning: Got up early when I heard a knock at the door.This is strange I thought. Nobody outside the internet knows I even exist. I opened the door and immediately a red-faced vein-popping, but strangely handsome, lunatic charged at me with an iron bar before smashing my face beyond recognition. He then extracted each of the keyboard keys I have used to torment you poor fuckers and forced them down my throat.Then he invited an African steel band to come over and use my spine as a drumkit before brutally raping me.
Afternoon: Had a cappuccino and did the Su Doku.
Adopting this template to my day I get:
Morning: Was made late for work by avoiding the police cordon around a suspect device.
Lunch: Watched the army bomb disposal team carry out a controlled explosion on a car, saw the geezer dressed up in blast armour and everything.
Afternoon: No one discussed the IRA statement at work and no one will. Yer average Joe knows better than to talk about that kind of sensitive stuff out of fear of stirring emotions.
Evening: Watched "Extras" and thought it was a bit shit, had Rice Krispies for supper and then I went to bed.
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Morning: Got up early when I heard a knock at the door.This is strange I thought. Nobody outside the internet knows I even exist. I opened the door and immediately a red-faced vein-popping, but strangely handsome, lunatic charged at me with an iron bar before smashing my face beyond recognition. He then extracted each of the keyboard keys I have used to torment you poor fuckers and forced them down my throat.Then he invited an African steel band to come over and use my spine as a drumkit before brutally raping me.
Afternoon: Had a cappuccino and did the Su Doku.
Adopting this template to my day I get:
Morning: Was made late for work by avoiding the police cordon around a suspect device.
Lunch: Watched the army bomb disposal team carry out a controlled explosion on a car, saw the geezer dressed up in blast armour and everything.
Afternoon: No one discussed the IRA statement at work and no one will. Yer average Joe knows better than to talk about that kind of sensitive stuff out of fear of stirring emotions.
Evening: Watched "Extras" and thought it was a bit shit, had Rice Krispies for supper and then I went to bed.
2 Comments:
That man needs gloves.
Yes.
Yes he does.
Good observation.
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