Frog
We are simple folk with few cares in Fermanagh. Like most, we like to let our hair down and have a few drinks at the weekend. Our nightclubs our not sophisticated, but are adequate enough to permit a wee boogie. The crowd in the picture below are (believe it or not) dancing to The Crazy Frog's Axel F. The song isn't being played for postmodern ironic kicks; it's played because most people enjoy it, even if it was at the expense of a ruthlessly effective marketing campaign. This explains why it remains top of the single charts.
It has no relation to or, indeed, explain why there is fresh blood on the wall of the taxi cab office.
It has no relation to or, indeed, explain why there is fresh blood on the wall of the taxi cab office.
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There's a lot of snobbish rot talked about music,if people want to boogie to a tune, let them boogie. Fxxx Art, Let's Dance!
Bit disturbing how far that blood stain is actually up the wall.
And congratulations/commiserations on your temp job!
That's exactly why you'll find me listening to this,
As for the job: they made me take it! Thanks for your sympathy. I think the wall was bleeding in sympathy too :(
Blood stain explanation No.1
a woman, after arguing with the cab driver for a long while, trying hoplessly to reduce a fare price, leaves the office throwing a freshly used tampax. The bloody item flies across the room, missing the cab driver and hitting the wall instead.
Blood stain explanation no.2
A giant mosquito from Uruguay happens to be resting on that mini-cab office's wall after having sucked 65ml of blood out of a sleeping tramp.
One of the drivers decided to squash the giant mosquito for the sake of it.
Hence the blood stain.
Stuart, you should investigate.
I'll be investigating it forensically tonight, and get back to you with my conclusions, Biba.
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