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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Counterstrike

Wearing a balaclava does not mean you are a terrorist
Terrorists Win! After searching the usual outlets for paramilitary paraphanalia without success, the port of Larne provided the Holy Grail. Not only can you buy deactivated M16s and AK47s, you can get samurai swords, ornamental daggers, throwing knives and bongs (getting stoned and playing with lethal weapons must compliment each other); but most importantly, you can get a good, old fashioned "terrorist-style" balaclava.

And this is where you get them:
AIRSOFT ARMY SURPLUS STORE
The one stop shop for all your thug accessories
6 Lower Cross Street, Larne, County Antrim, Northern Ireland BT40 1JW.
The proprietor is a lovely chap called Graham Fyffe; you can contact him on 07875279062.
He will be more than happy to sell you stuff that will get you arrested.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the INLA style jacket, very chic these days. It goes well with the balaclava.

*** hostage down ***

1:00 am  
Blogger Scania Sculptor said...

Cue the "bomber" jacket jokes...

10:50 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I deliberately avoided using that word!

3:07 am  
Blogger Scania Sculptor said...

Judging from their record, the INLA presumably wore "inept bomber" jackets, or at least "juvenile socialist rhetoric" jumpers.

3:09 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha

very good.

Is there such a thing as a drug dealer scum jacket?

1:32 pm  
Blogger Scania Sculptor said...

They're very popular up here

9:40 pm  

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