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Monday, April 18, 2005

Horse


I do not know your name sir, but let me assure that you are regarded with the utmost esteem.

You may well have spent the last two months practically sleepless, pulling lambs from the vaginas of sheep. As the lambing season draws to a close, you are entirely justified in your determination to travel 15 miles to party in the principle town of the county. Your acute sensitivity to social markers informs you of the cultural acceptance of binge drinking until 3am. You are well aware that no-one gives a toss that you are wearing a polyester shirt, and rightly so; this is how it should be.

You are going to have fun, and if that means prancing around on a hobbyhorse so be it.

Sir, I salute you. Your life is rich, and enriches the lives of others
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