Guantanamo
Harry Wong, United States Customs Officer and Defender of Homeland Security: I salute you!
When your underling refused to accept that anyone would voluntarily travel to Atlanta for the purpose of vacationing, he scanned fingerprints and sent me packing; not in an orange boiler suit, but with all my documents in a bright orange folder. He may as well have clapped me in irons and commenced flogging in front of the herds of law-abiding legal visitors. The walk of shame ended at the Category Orange Clearance Centre where officer Wong proceeded to interrogate. He was well trained, repeating the answer to every question with his slow southern drawl, a raised eyebrow and a sirely suffix. Finally, he began rubber-stamping furiously upon documents, paused for dramatic effect and said:
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"Welcome to the United States of America"
BANG! Passport stamped and returned.
God bless America, and all who believe they live in a cop show!
When your underling refused to accept that anyone would voluntarily travel to Atlanta for the purpose of vacationing, he scanned fingerprints and sent me packing; not in an orange boiler suit, but with all my documents in a bright orange folder. He may as well have clapped me in irons and commenced flogging in front of the herds of law-abiding legal visitors. The walk of shame ended at the Category Orange Clearance Centre where officer Wong proceeded to interrogate. He was well trained, repeating the answer to every question with his slow southern drawl, a raised eyebrow and a sirely suffix. Finally, he began rubber-stamping furiously upon documents, paused for dramatic effect and said:
...
"Welcome to the United States of America"
BANG! Passport stamped and returned.
God bless America, and all who believe they live in a cop show!
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