Agriculture

I have been helping my brother on his farm recently. We have:

• Smashed down an old wall with the use of a sledgehammer, bringing down a massive old beam and some rafters
• Dug through rubble, reclaimed shaped stones and piled them in a barn
• Chopped down some trees with the use of a chainsaw
• Piled the trees onto a bonfire and threw buckets of diesel on it.

As a result, I have:

• Improved reaction time for leaping out of the way of collapsing buildings
• Realised working on computers for a period of years leaves you with pathetic weak flimsy wrists
• Fallen in love with the arboreal nemesis
• Reproduced a mushroom cloud similar to that of Hiroshima, but a little smaller.

Finally, I have sat on my brother's tractor, but have yet to drive it. That is an adventure for another day.