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Monday, November 28, 2005

Rape

Last week, Amnesty International published the results of a poll commissioned to determine the attitude of the British public towards the crime of rape. It found 26% of those asked said that they thought a women was partially or totally responsible for being raped if she was wearing sexy or revealing clothing.

I'M NOT A RAPIST! These pictures were taken with a proper digital camera

Coincidently, Rachel Stevens "sang" some songs and turned on the Christmas lights in Belfast last week too.

...even though they do look like 1 Megapixel spakkacam

Towards the end of her performance she shed her large winter coat to reveal a figure hugging leotard / basque number. At this precise moment, around 26% of the crowd shot their arms into the air and took pictures with their mobile phone cameras. There must be some relationship between these statistics, but I'm afraid I'm not clever enough to draw any conclusions. Anyway, mobile phone pictures are too fuzzy to be of any use.

Meanwhile, at the Maiden England gig in the Rosetta Bar on Saturday, there were (about five) provocatively dressed women.

AC?DC Saturday 10th December! Yeah!

No one was taking pictures of them with their mobile phone cameras.
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Thursday, November 17, 2005

Craft

The Model Shop on Queen Street has always had an almost spiritual atmosphere, perhaps brought on by the hushed serenity experienced on entry.

People always look at you funny when you take pictures in the street

Contrary to expectations, this retailer does not vend young women with the bodies of 11 year old boys. Inside stand tiny ranks of obsolete regiments and their war machines, miniature replicas of every conceivable wheeled and winged vehicle, and the Tamiya Grasshopper RC buggy that Santy regularly failed to deliver (the sectarian bastard).

By fortunate coincident, the tools of the modeller have a functional overlap with the instruments of minor surgery. For example, one can purchase the necessary equipment required for the excision of an ingrowing toenail (or unguis incarnatus).

Yes, they do look like fingers

Apparatus required:
  • 1 (one) craft knife with strengthened blade
  • 1 (one) pair of needle nosed pliers
  • 1 (one) pair of tweezers

The Procedure:

  • Thoroughly wash and dry toe
  • Remove any encrusted discharge and clotted blood fragments with the tweezers
  • Slice through the nail plate parallel to the offending edge towards the germinal end, as far as can be tolerated
  • Grip the tip lateral aspect of the nail with the needle nosed pliers and rip the ingrown portion out
  • Eat two aspirin, two paracetamol and two ibroprofen


The camera don't do close ups

Take care not to rip too hard for only a small portion of nail may break off (see picture), and the patient will have to psyche up again.

The unguis incarnatus may reoccur: simply repeat the process, perhaps investigating the possibility of chemical cauterisation of a portion of the nail forming matrix by the use of dehorning paste.

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